The president also reveals his administration has blown up a “drug plane,” which is actually Santa’s sleigh
Saturday Night Live‘s Donald Trump couldn’t make up his mind about whether the newest batch photos from the estate of dead sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, his former pal, were “fake news” or the opposite.
While aboard Air Force One, Trump (James Austin Johnson) eagerly took questions from reporters alongside White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt (Ashley Padilla). He had just taken Ambien and Adderall, Trump revealed, “and we’re going to see which one wins.”
First, the 79-year-old president explained that his administration was not only targeting suspected drug boats, but drug planes as well. He then turned to monitor which showed a certain type of aircraft being blown up.
“Was that Santa?” one distressed reporter (Jeremy Culhane) asked, to which Trump replied: “Not anymore, it isn’t!”
Trump was then questioned about the photos from Epstein’s estate that Democrats on the House Oversight Committee shared with the public on Friday, a few days before the deadline for the Justice Department to release its Epstein files, with some exceptions. In one, Trump is shown with five women whose faces are blacked out.
“Look, the fact is these photos are a fake news, Democrat hoax, okay?” Trump asserted.
“Even the bowl of condoms with your face on them with the text saying ‘I’m huge?’” the reporter followed up.
“They’re 100 percent legit!” Trump blurted out. “I love those files. I’m in the files. I took a lot of great pictures. I like that bowl!”
